April 28, 2004

"Christian" Marketing (ugh)

Why we still get the Christian Book Distributors catalog, I can't say. I very rarely (if ever) buy anything from them, and the pap that they continually push in the pages of their catalogs is enough to gag a blue whale. Some of their stuff is so bad it's no wonder the world sees Christianity as stupid. I am frankly appalled at the lack of discernment and maturity that products like these display.

Check out these fine products and CBD descriptions:

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Description: Do you ever feel that the Bible is "too big and freaky looking"? Are you ever too intimidated to read it? Revolve is for you. It's a Bible that looks like a fashion magazine! With this relevant format and over 500 further-study notes, you'll feel comfortable exploring this New Testament.

  • Includes:
  • # Blabs (Q & A)
  • # 12 month-long calendars
  • # Love Notes from God
  • # Issue articles
  • # Basics of Christianity Articles
  • # Quizzes
  • # Beauty Secrets
  • # Guys Speak Out!
  • # Relationship articles
  • # Truth or Dares
  • # Devotional Reading Plans
  • # Size: 10.5" x 7.5"
  • # and more . . .

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Description: Okay, ladies, it's time to cop an attitude---a victorious one that will set you apart for God! McKinney Hammond's wise "tell it like it is" advice will help you get your life together---emotionally, spiritually, mentally, and physically; become the queen of your domain; and make a man sit up and take notice! Approx. 200 pages, softcover from Harvest.


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Description: Description: Once only athletes had coaches. Now everybody from CEOs to at-risk youth are reaping the benefits of life-based "coaching." Here's your chance to enroll in a faith-building program with Christ as your trainer! Huddle up and explore the principles that Jesus used to transform his ragtag team of disciples into a lean, clean world-changing machine. 322 pages from Nelson.


Posted by toddpedlar at April 28, 2004 05:40 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Outstanding post.

Posted by: Bill Colrus at April 28, 2004 09:47 AM

I think I'm going to be sick...

Posted by: gemma at April 30, 2004 06:59 AM

Well, Gemma, I guess I'd better rescind my recommendation to your dad that he buy you that 'bible' :)

Posted by: Todd Pedlar at May 1, 2004 09:15 AM
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